
There was no burial at sea for Frank. You see, he was so large that there was a very real danger of his earthly (or water-ly) remains clogging our plumbing. We gave him a modest burial plot in the backyard instead.

Tie one on with Bill Kenerson, septuagenarian and bow tie aficionado.
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2 comments:
Heart-felt condolences on your loss. I'm sure Frank is in a better place.
Nice marker for Franks fin-al resting place. I wonder how much that tipped the scales. If I had bought that, I'd be in debt up to my gills.
For a much better array of puns, read the lyrics to Kip Adotta's famous song...
Thanks for sharing. I too had a very elder and very large golfish whose passing was similar to losing a beloved cat or dog. Swim on, Frank!
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